Señorita Soto

I'm awesome. That's pretty much it.


i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

(via johnlockandthetardis)


if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

(via johnlockandthetardis)

me and bae having sex

  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar


the legend lives on

(via ruinedchildhood)