Señorita Soto

I'm awesome. That's pretty much it.

liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

(via johnlockandthetardis)

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

(via johnlockandthetardis)

me and bae having sex

  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar

handjob:

the legend lives on

(via ruinedchildhood)